S̶a̶n̶t̶a̶ "Krampus" Eric Smith -- Procrastinator

It never should have come to this

Well, there you have it, people. He’s no longer Santa.

There is a reason behind this post. About a month ago, at Tri-State Steel in Reidsville, Steve Scott, Coach Chenzo Scanio, General Manager Justin Dill, Joe Dexter, Eric, and I filmed a post Luckies season discussion.

A deep dive into Eric’s past, with the help of some stock photos, reveals that not only is he an anthropomorphic folklore figure who punishes bad children with birch rods; much, much worse — he procrastinates.

We covered many topics, most of which I have forgotten since it’s been so long.

Anyway, after growing tired of waiting for the discussion to be published, I told Eric that he had until September 5th to finish it, or the L||L readers would find out.

And he didn’t.

I truly am sorry, Eric, but I am a man of my word.

That’s the power of the press, people.